Wanted:

A 21st -Century Father Who Can Wear Many Hats

THE LOVING HAT

Responsibilities Include:

Benefits:

Raising children, not yelling, taking mom out to romantic dinners, listening, “being there.”

You'll be loved right back.

THE MONEY HAT

Responsibilities Include:

Benefits:

Holding down a good job, making enough money to support family and pay for vacations.

Who doesn't want a good job? Plus, vacations with the family.

THE FUN HAT

Responsibilities Include:

Benefits:

Taking family to baseball games in summer, going sleigh riding in winter, being goofy, dancing.

What good is life if you don't have any fun? Family outings become memories that last a lifetime.

THE HANDYMAN HAT

Responsibilities Include:

Benefits:

Taking care of the house and yard. Must know basic carpentry, landscaping, plumbing, and electrical work.

You'll get to have a really cool set of tools, including power tools.