Sam's history teacher was asking him some questions. However, not 1 Single one of his answers was correct. So the teacher began to ask him 2 simple questions. She hoped that he could give at least one correct answer. "Sam, would you please tell me 3 Waterloo is?" "Waterloo?" said the boy. "Oh, it's a kind of washing machine, I think."
The teacher shook her head. "Sam, be serious, please. Now tell me the answer 4 a very, very simple question. Who was George Washington?" To her surprise, the answer 5 quickly. "He must be the man who uses that washing machine." Sam said.
The teacher was a little angry, 6 she did not give up. She thought and thought and then she came up with the 7 question. "Who's the president of the United States right now?" "Sorry, I don't know," Sam answered. The teacher 8 her temper. She shouted, "Joe Biden!" Sam looked around and sat down. "Stand up!" the teacher shouted again. "I didn't ask you 9 down."
Sam stood up. 10 puzzled he looked! "Oh, I'm sorry," he said. "I thought you were calling on the next student."
