A man named Jack came home from work and found his three children outside. They were still in their pajamas(睡衣), playing in the mud. Toys were lying all over the garden. The front door to the house was wide open.
Walking in the door, he found an even bigger mess. In the living room, the TV was turned up loud. There were toys and clothes all over the places.
In the kitchen, there was a broken glass under the table and dishes filled the sink( 水 槽 ). Breakfast food was still on the dining table. The door of the fridge was open. In the bathroom, the bathtub was full of water. Soap and toilet paper were on the floor. Toothpaste(牙膏)was all over the mirror and walls.
He quickly went upstairs, looking for his wife. He was worried that she was sick or that something bad happened.
As he ran into the bedroom, he found his wife in bed. Still in her pajamas, she was reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day went. He looked at her and asked, "What happened here today?" She smiled again and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what on earth I do all day...?"
"Yes," he replied. She answered,
"Well, I didn't do it only today."
