My cousin Bob is very lazy. He doesn't study hard. And he doesn't help his mother with the housework, either.
"What do you want to do when you grow up, Bob?" his mother asks. "You're too lazy. No job will fit (适合) you."
"But I know one," says Bob. "I want to be Father Christmas."
"You want to be Father Christmas?" his mother is surprised. "But why?"
"Because he works only one day in a whole year."