My Big Fat Cat

-by Christian M. mitewu

I own a big cat.

The fattest for miles around.

Wherever there's lots of food,

That's where he'll be _________________.

He's really good at eating.

It's a talent, I suppose.

I'm sure if he keeps it.

He'd win the talent shows.

I own a big fat cat.

He weighs at least a ton.

He couldn't run to save his life.

Yes, he isn't much fun.

His favorite room's the kitchen.

I'm sure we all know why.

He eats just about everything,

So that's why, with a sigh(叹息)...

I'd like to tell you, teacher,

I'd like to tell you straight,

I might have accidentally dropped.

My homework in his plate.