A man made a nice talking machine. It could weigh people. The man wanted to try the machine before he could make a lot of these kinds of machines. He put the machine into the waiting room of a station. There were always lots of people in and out there.
The first one began to use the machine. It was a young woman. When she stood on the machine, the machine thought for a few minutes and then said, "Good morning, madam. Your weight is72 kilos. That's three kilos more. If you eat more fruit and vegetables, you will be soon all right. Wish you a nice day.
The second one that used the machine was a nice girl. She stood on the machine and waited to hear her weight. "Good morning, Miss"the machine said. "Your weight is45 kilos. It's all right for your age and height. Go on to eat what you eat every day. Wish you a nice day. "
The third one to use the machine was a very fat woman. She thought for a long time before standing on the machine. But as son as she stood on the machine, the machine spoke quickly, "Good morning. Will one of you get off?"