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A. I can't find it.              

B. He is really somebody.(他是一个大人物)

C. You're right.               

D. A great man

E. Where is the egg?           

F. I am not wrong.

Tom: Dad, give me adime(十美分).

Father: Boy, you are too old to ask parents for dimes.

Son: You're right, Dad. Give me adollar(美元).

Teacher: Can you make asentence(句子) with the word "egg"?

Student: Yes. I had a piece of cake yesterday.

Teacher: Then where is the "egg"?

Student: In the cake, Sir.

Teacher: Would Shakespeare(莎翁)be a great man if he werealive(活着) today?

Student: Of course. Nobody has been 400 years old. .

Child: My uncle has 1000 men under him.

Man: He is really somebody. What does he do?

Child: A gatekeeper(门卫)at thecemetery(墓地).

Mum: Look at your socks. One is short; the other is long. You put on the wrong ones.

Helen: I am not wrong. Look there! One sock is short and the other sock is long, too.

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