请为每个笑话选择最合适的标题,并将答案写在题前的括号内。
A. I can't find it. B. He is really somebody.(他是一个大人物) C. You're right. D. A great man E. Where is the egg? F. I am not wrong. |
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Tom: Dad, give me adime(十美分).
Father: Boy, you are too old to ask parents for dimes.
Son: You're right, Dad. Give me adollar(美元).
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Teacher: Can you make asentence(句子) with the word "egg"?
Student: Yes. I had a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher: Then where is the "egg"?
Student: In the cake, Sir.
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Teacher: Would Shakespeare(莎翁)be a great man if he werealive(活着) today?
Student: Of course. Nobody has been 400 years old. .
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Child: My uncle has 1000 men under him.
Man: He is really somebody. What does he do?
Child: A gatekeeper(门卫)at thecemetery(墓地).
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Mum: Look at your socks. One is short; the other is long. You put on the wrong ones.
Helen: I am not wrong. Look there! One sock is short and the other sock is long, too.