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These stories will make your toes curl and get you laughing!
Red-faced rates:* It's nothing really!**A bit embarrassing. ***
My friends and I were at a concert and I was really hungry so I bought a hot dog. When I got back to my seat, one of my favourite songs was on and I got a bit excited. I started dancing, but as I danced, the sausage(香肠) flew out of my hot dog and next time I looked it was on the head of the woman in front of me! Red-faced rate(脸红指数):**
My best friend invited me to her family party. I was a bit nervous because I hadn't met them before. I was in the kitchen talking to her mother when I decided to help myself to some food. I took a spoon and took a bite of some meat from the nearest dish. What I'd just eaten was dog food! That was the first and last time I went to her parties. Red-faced rate:***
It was break time at school and I was talking to my friends. One of them looked over the road and said,"Hey, look at that old lady. That sure isn't her own hair!"Everyone started laughing but when I looked, I noticed it was my grandma. I just kept quiet and changed the subject.Red-faced rate:*
I was emailing my friend Debs one night when she emailed,"Do you like Abi?"I'm not keen on Abi even though she's my friend, so I emailed,"Not really, I think she smells!"Five minutes later I got another email from Debs saying,"Do you know Abi is here? She saw your email." Red-faced rate:**
A. All my friends laughed but the woman didn't think it was funny!
B. My face goes red every time I see them now.
C. Suddenly everyone was watching me and everything went quiet.
D. You will never forget this one.
E. My face went bright red but I don't think any of them noticed.